12. the mad scientist vibe
I downloaded the instructions for harvesting hookworms from the internet, and made up a list of items to get. Most of them were home-depot purchases, but one stood out. I needed an incubator. The instructions discussed a jerry-rigged styrofoam container and a desk lamp, but that seemed to be inviting a fire hazard. So I went to the local reptile store and inquired about a terrarium, outfitted with something that I could measure the temperature and humidity with.
What I found was amazing! A reptile egg incubator, which had everything ready to go in one package. And it was titled (get this) the “Reptibator.” Visions of a cartoon crocodile masturbating float through my head whenever I say the word.
So I took my Reptibator home and set it up. I also ordered some lab equipment from amazon: a microscope and some slides, etc. By now I’m getting the mad scientist vibe and I’m kind of digging it.
I experimented with the Reptibator for a few days, making sure the temp and humidity were optimal. I was wary of the foam cushion I was supposed to dampen to keep the humidity up, thinking that with what I was planning to humidify, that foam would be a crawling bacteria factory in no time, but I had trouble keeping the humidity high enough without it.
Finally, it was poop in a bucket time. I scooped the feces into a small plastic cup (the kind you serve champagne in at a BBQ), and then also into a slightly larger tupperware container. I’ve never done this before and I’m not sure how much is optimal, so I thought I’d experiment with two different sizes.
I mixed the poop with vermiculite, as per the instructions and broke two plastic spoons in doing so. Apparently, I have misjudged the viscosity of my own excrement. Who among us cannot say the same?
Then I lowered the lid on the Reptibator and sighed. A week of waiting, and those little containers will be crawling with gut-buddies. Well, let’s hope they will be.
John you are a wild man! Love your posts! Good Luck!
Thanks for following my weird worm-journey, Carol! I miss you!
Miss you too!.
I am so thankful, both for the belly laughs I get from each of your posts, as well as from the priceless information. I am pretty close to deciding to take the treatment.
Thanks again.
I don’t think you’ll be sorry if you do, Michael. I was scared, but needn’t be. We’re SUPPOSED to have these critters in our gut, and we’re only sick because we don’t.
About time you got your shit together.
wow! Good luck!
Can you post youtube videos of your experiment or at least high-res photos? Also, can you post links to all the equipment you bought to help others replicate your deeds?
Thanks a lot.
Good idea, Herbert. Yeah, I’ll do that.
fascinating stuff! … ditto .. re equipement and how to guide! given the possibility that we made need to source our own in the future.
go, john, go! i am rooting for your new old friends. lol